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  • Il a peut-être eu connaissance du forum en première page... Dire que le journal le plus importan des philippines a publié en gros sur la une que EEE a gagné le prix Nobel y'a un an...
  • Après les frères Bogdanov, Escultura himself ... Que du beau monde !



    puis-je avoir le lien du post où ils apparaissent ? merci !
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    Paper No. 8, Dynamic Modelling of Chaos and Turbulence, presented by the author at a plenary session of the 4th World Congress of Nonlinear Analysts, Orlando, FL, July 5, 2004, provides, for the first time, the most comprehensive explanation of gravity as part of the dynamics of turbulence, specifically, vortex flux of superstrings (the superstring is the basic constituent of matter), such as galaxy, star, planet and moon. Dynamic modelling (an off-shoot of the resolution of FLT), the new methodology introduced by the author as an alternative to the present methodology of physics called mathematical modelling (that describes nature in terms of numbers, equations, functions, etc.) explains nature in terms of its laws. To-date 43 laws of nature have been discovered using this new methodology.

    E. E. Escultura
  • Tiens, le "mathématicien" prolixe est de retour.
  • Paper No. 8, Dynamic Modelling of Chaos and Turbulence, presented by the author at a plenary session of the 4th World Congress of Nonlinear Analysts, Orlando, FL, July 5, 2004, provides, for the first time, the most comprehensive explanation of gravity as part of the dynamics of turbulence, specifically, vortex flux of superstrings (the superstring is the basic constituent of matter), such as galaxy, star, planet and moon. Dynamic modelling (an off-shoot of the resolution of FLT), the new methodology introduced by the author as an alternative to the present methodology of physics called mathematical modelling (that describes nature in terms of numbers, equations, functions, etc.) explains nature in terms of its laws. To-date 43 laws of nature have been discovered using this new methodology.


    Prosternez-vous devant le Newton des temps modernes !
  • Magnifique
  • Salut à tous,

    plusieurs remarques:

    1. passer des systèmes dynamiques turbulents à la théorie des nombres avec facilité n'est pas donné à tout le monde et je pense que quelqu'un de compétent dans les deux domaines devrait être reconnu... (je n'en connais qu'un tout petit nombre... dont aucun qui ne soit pas médaillé Fields ET modeste)

    2. pourrions-nous, si Mr Escultura fait le choix de nous répondre, avoir la correction de traduire un peu nos posts en anglais (cela dit sans vouloir faire de reproche à qui que ce soit) (si un modérateur s'y colle, ça va lui faire un sacré boulot ça)

    amicalement,

    F.D.

    PS: (auto-traduction:)

    Hello to everyone,

    a few words:

    1. going from chaotic dynamic to number theory with as much success in both is not given to anyone and I believe that someone that can be productive in both area should be known ... (I do know very few people that could ... none that doesn't have the Fields Medal AND some modesty)

    2. could we, if Mr Escultura does choose to answer us, be so kind to translate our posts in english (which should not be understood as a criticism against anyone) (if someone does, it will become quite a job)

    (F.D.)
  • Autant j'ai trouvé que la proposition d'imposer le français était un peu farfelue, autant je trouve que pour des sujets aussi longs, M Escultura, qui doit avaoir d'éminent collègues français, devriat se faire traduire...
  • (bof ça me permettait de frimer un peu lol)
  • Hello to everyone,

    First of all I commend this blog for making a major contribution to the dissemination and discussion of scientific issues and, ultimately, advancement of science and mathematics. I also appreciate F.D's suggestion that the messages be translated to English.

    I will, indeed, be glad to answer questions on the issue and related subjects: the status of FLT, Wiles proposed "proof" and my criticism of it, and my resolution, namely, the construction of countably infinite counterexamples to FLT. I will answer technical questions on both fields as well.

    Cheers,

    E. E. Escultura
  • Can you explain to us why the number $i$ is ill-defined ? (The number $i$ such that $i^2 = -1$.) Let me tell you that I respect you.

    For Great Justice,
    Andrew Wiles
  • Whoa! Hey, hey, hey !
    Post in English if you like but please do post a french translation, too.

    Holà ! Hé! Ho!

    Participez en anglais si vous voulez, mais s'il vous plaît, joignez une version française.

    Volny (qui se l'over-pête méga-grave, coucou FrançoisD)
  • Zigtor says,

    "Can you explain to us why the number i is ill-defined ? (The number i such that i^2 = -1).

    A symbol is well-defined if its existence, properties and relationship with other symbols are specified by the axioms. Existence is important because vacuous statement is inherently contradictory as explained in my post above. Aside from the fact that the symbol i = sqrt(-1) does not meet this requirement of being well-defined, it is ill-defined on two other counts.

    a) Historically, it is supposed to be the solution among real numbers of the equation i^2 + 1 = 0. While it is true that the solution of this equation is not zero the equation is vacuous because there is no such thing.

    b) Sqrt as an operation is well defined only on perfect square and -1 isn't.

    E. E. Escultura
    0.

    [Il n'est pas nécessaire de mettre des centaines de lignes blanches ! AD]
  • Ce qui est clair, c'est que la réponse du sieur est aussi vide que le blanc qu'il a laissé ...
  • Sorry Gentlemen,

    I think someone is tampering with this website. It has happened to my message board also.

    E. E. Escultura
  • EEE,
    Personnellement je pense que vous faite une très grave erreur en affirmant que les mathématiques d'aujourd'hui sont mauvaises. Elles sont en effet très robuste, et capable de supporter des divergences de point de vue. Si la façon dont vous voyez les choses est selon vous incompatible avec les avancées actuelles, explicitez clairement la nature de vos représentations intuitives. C'est le point de départ incontournable à l'élaboration d'une théorie qui aura l'avantage d'être à la fois rigoureuse et comprise par tous. Si vous persisté dans l'idée que vous avez raison et que les autres on tord, il ne faut pas vous étonner de récolter de si nombreux sarcasmes, car quiconque à un peu de pratique des mathématiques sait qu'elles sont aussi rigoureuses qu'elles peuveut y prétendre.
    Cordiallement, jean-c_rien
  • Quelqu'un pourrait-il traduire ? Merci.
  • Cher M. Escultura

    Désolé de vous contredire, mais i est parfaitement défini, apprenez votre cours sur les corps de rupture !

    et si quelqu'un peut traduire, mon anglais très pratique dans la vie courante ne va pas jusqu'à "corps de rupture"
  • Je sais pas si vous aviez déjà vu ça : <a href=" http://thevelho88.free.fr/bazar/ManilaTimes.pdf"&gt; http://thevelho88.free.fr/bazar/ManilaTimes.pdf</a>.
    <BR>
    <BR>Le lycée (et non l'université) de Luynes est un lycée près d'Aix-en-Provence, M Raymond est un prof de physique là-bas et Mme Michel (``Michel Prize'') y enseigne les maths.
    <BR>
    <BR>C'est rassurant au niveau de la fiabilité de la presse, surtout quand on sait qu'il s'agit du journal principal de la <I>capitale</I> des Philippines.<BR>
  • Gentlemen,

    Someone else inserted this text on my previous post:

    0.

    [Il n'est pas nécessaire de mettre des centaines de lignes blanches ! AD].

    While I was typing my message of 06-12-06 22:22 the text split and created megabytes of useless space. I had to pull back the lower half of the text by deleting before I logged in.

    I can recognize two fake names here of the same blogger that played mischief on my message board before he ran away when I exposed him as a plagiarist. Another fake focuses on non-issues; he is harmless otherwise.

    I'm setting up a blog of my own and I'll invite the serious bloggers to participate there.

    E. E. Escultura
  • I wonder how Bisam carried out this addition:

    0.999999....+0.1111111...=1.1111111...
    et
    1.11111111...-0.1111111...=1.

    Nonterminating decimals cannot be added and multiplied (the sum and product can only be approximated) because these operations need the last digit on the right to carry out. That is why the calculator or computer cuts only initial segments as approximation before adding or multiplying them because it cannot handle nonterminating decimals.

    E. E. Escultura
  • Everything fits together now. This blog was set up by Zigtor (fake name of an applied mathematician) who never won an argument with me after a year of posting on my message board. That is why he wants the messages in French. He knows I don't know French. He is also using several fake names here. But it's alright, I'll respond to serious mathematical questions I understand. Or, mathematicians and physicists may discuss with me and post on my message board : <http://www.aimoo.com/forum/freeboard.cfm?id=658778.&gt;

    E. E. Escultura


    [Il ne faut pas oublier que ce forum est un forum de mathématiques en langue FRANCAISE.
    Il est donc préférable de continuer les dicussions sur le lien fournit par E.E.Escultura. AD]
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